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Welcome to my new life... I am 'righting' my second book called Aloneness: a Love Story, coming out this Summer. You will get an idea of my latest book from my YouTube Channel... And when you tune into me, please forgive my funny face as I lost 2 teeth on my way to this video shoot. 

Click on https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_lCoUCmxRa-R1Obtls7Q8w/videos and join me and our friends in meditation and delight. You may well recognize many of your friends and want to join them in your home during this time of isolation around the globe. You might want to get back into your body with Satyarthi while he leads us in Myofascial Unwinding.  Or practice Tai Chi with Terry Hodgkinson. Or dance with Prateeksha. Or just get comfy and breathe with Anahata, Omkar, and Spersa. If you want to kill your partner, may I suggest you meditate with Krishnananda and Amana first! Or if you are alone and are going bonkers, join Tara and talk to your inner child. My brother and best friend, Dr. Brian Alman, will show us how to use hypnosis to go deeper into meditation. Plus, there are many more friends to play with – pick your pleasure. Speaking of pleasure, Kimaya leads us in a Tantra Technique from Osho's Book of Secrets which can be done with a partner... or ALONE.

Really, I asked 21 of our best friends to meditate with you in the comfort of your own home. All the meditations are between 2 and 20 minutes so take your choiceless choice and enjoy. Yes, we are in isolation but you don't need to feel alone. Beyond social distancing, we are all one.

But before I get too serious, allow me to add that I was not always so fuckin’ enlightened. In fact, when I came to Osho I was still a virgin. Please click on the word Orgasm and I will share my love life with you.

 

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Ever since I lost my virginity, my life with Osho has been up until now a touchy-feely experience. In a way, it has prepared me for isolation. Having been in love and nourished by so many friends over the years in this caravanserai has prepared me to be in my aloneness. Can I prove this to you? No, I can't. You will have to find out for yourself. But I can encourage you to go inside and feel the real you. And when all else fails, there is always Skype to reach out to a loved one. Or you can lose yourself on Netflix. But as soon as you remember, jump back into yourself and experience your Inner Smile... which is a popular Taoist practice in which we smile inwardly to each of the major organs of our body, activating the energy of loving-kindness within us. Both Dhyan Prem and Ma Sonar chose to lead us in this meditation. I suggest you try both on for size.

 

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Very simply there is nowhere to go but in. This painting is from my good friend and super talented artist Anutosh (http://www.anutosh.com) and if you click on Buddha's third eye you can enjoy a small Osho Talk called Jump into Life's Deepest Waters.   

 

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Here I am in my room in Osho House in the middle of the OSHO International Meditation Resort playing with the cutest Ma in the world. Her name is Arhat. Just click on her and enjoy our chemistry.  Feel free to check out Arhat yourself at https://www.facebook.com/sharetheblissawavebyarhat

 

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Needless to say, I am 45 years older than when I lost my virginity. But I remain officially single on Facebook... It's Complicated. In fact, I am heartbroken over my recent loss. Simply click on my naked friend and discover my broken heart for yourself. This joke is not funny. Please refrain from laughing too much. You will hurt my religious feeling.

 

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Be well, stay safe and share my newsletter with your email and Facebook friends as we all need to meditate and crack a smile. And I have a need to go viral during this virus. 

 

May I leave you now with love from my home to yours. Love is, kp

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On the Road Again

 

Krishna Prem here… I am packing my bags after 8 months in the OSHO International Meditation Resort to bring my Meditation Playshop wherever I am invited in the Big Bad World. 

I remain a fool in love.

 I am happy to announce that I am invited to ‘play' with my good friend Darshan in Lisbon Portugal on the eve of Saturday April 28th and all day Sunday April 29th… Be there or be square.

You can join me for my Meditation Playshop only… or better yet, you can join Darshan for her Osho Meditation and Mindfulness Training at Osho Darshan Institute in Lisbon. The training lasts from the 14th of April till the 3th of June. For details go to www.darshan.life or e-mail Darshan directly at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

 

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Here is my Meditation Playshop in a nutshell… Jump on a jet plane to Portugal and enjoy!

 

 

 

This is a personal invitation to join me in meditation and delight in my Meditation Playshop. Simply click on my third eye in the picture below… Fun.

 

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 My gosh, I just took a selfie of Darshan and yours truly… And when I developed the picture we turned into seagulls… Can you guess which seagull this boy KP is? It seems even in the bird world, boys and gals are communicating completely differently!

 

 

 You must have an extremely high IQ in order to qualify as a participant in my Meditation Playshop.  You must answer this simple question correctly or don’t bother to show up at my doorstep… Are you ready… "In your past life, were you an elephant or a camel?"

 

An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?"


  

"Well" says the camel, "I think that' s a strange question coming from somebody whose dick is on his face."

 

In all seriousness, I am proud to call Darshan a friend. I highly recommend you join her when she leads her family constellation training the week before I join in… And I am not kidding. Go to www.darshan.life for all the juicy details.

 

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And Pretty Please… Check out my latest blog “Hats” as Osho suggested that this is an important Meditation to learn the art of Witnessing.

 

When you come home from work tonight, are you going to kiss your wife like she is an employee? Or when you kiss your husband before you go to bed, are you going to kiss him like he is your child? In other words, take your boss hat off before you kiss your wife... or when you get in bed with your husband, take your mommy hat off. I call this meditation when you remember to take one hat off before you put another hat on. Osho preferred the word "Interlude." For Osho, meditation is that naked space you live in when you take one hat off before you put another hat on! In fact, I 'think' I remember Osho recommending that you take a shower between two roles you are playing until you get the knack of being naked.

 

Simply click on the arrow below to continue reading about your hatless hat.

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Love is, Krishna Prem

 

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Beloved Friends, I am finally sending you my latest GURU newsletter. For over 5 years now, I have been saving our planet from taking herself seriously... through laughter... one newsletter at a time.

Please forgive me for taking so long to get back to you but i have been so busy doing nothing these last six months in the OSHO International Meditation Resort in Pune, India. As Osho reminds, "Don't Just Do Something. Sit there." 

In reality, I find it impossible to spend hours on Facebook and create a Newsletter at the very same time. Like most men, I am simply not good at multitasking!


 
But lately when I go to sleep at night, I have been dreaming about half my friends who love me and can't live if living is without me. It is for you, the better half, that I dedicate this newsletter.
 

 
Just today I got an OSHO Rebalancing massage session and i feel renewed and creative. And i am happy to be in touch with u'all again.
 
So forgive me for being a lazy camel... but even animals have a sharp wit.
 

An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well" says the camel, "I think that' s a strange question coming from somebody whose dick is on his face."

In my last life I was "God" spelt backward. As a "Dog" I overcame my sexual addictions. Maybe?

Now if it is possible for you get your mind out of the gutter, please consider reading my eBook 

Gee yoU aRe yoU.

 

Yes, Einstein was the greatest mind of my lifetime. And needless to say, Osho is the greatest no-mind of all my lifetimes. And Krishna Prem, what to say is certainly... never mind.  One time when I was sitting in front of Osho when he first moved to Pune, India, Osho hinted that I was the biggest crowd he had ever met... that in my loneliness I invited everyone I had ever loved and needed to live with me in my heart and mind. In fact, Osho said I invited so many friends and relatives to live in me that I checked out... that I was no longer present. Osho suggested I do the Kundalini Meditation daily and shake everyone out until there was space enough for me to reclaim my life.

I recently put my life with Osho as a Gee You Are You eBook for just $3.99 on Amazon and Apple because you may be just like me... you read Einstein, you lived Osho... and you are still in wonder of who you are... and just maybe you want to read a tale of this Cosmic Fool to help yourself wake up to the here and now... Enjoy, love is, kp

 
 
 

And now that I have your full attention, take a look at my serious side and see if you are close enough to JUMP into one of my Meditation Playshops.

MEET ME IN DUBAI
 
Michael Mogul <you know me as Krishna Prem> is on his way to Dubai... to IIllumiations... for two Meditation Workshops Saturday the 27th January and Sunday the 28th January both from 6-9 pm. Please come if you in the Middle East... and if you have a friend in Dubai, please forward my invitation as I remain the new kid in town. I am so ready you!

Please reserve your space with

Illuminations
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Jumeirah Lake Towers, outside Dubai Marina Metro.
P.O Box 41752, Dubai, U.A.E
phone 04 4487043 | 04 3692254 | 050 910 4710
if you prefer a private session, I have a limited amount of 1 hour private sessions which you can book through Illuminations
 

Krishna Prem Meditation Workshop in Dubai

As the world turns, I enjoy that in the East, more and more friends love to call me Michael Mogul, while in Europe and America, friends jump at the chance to call me Krishna Prem. Personally I agree with with Bob Dylan in his song, "Gotta Serve Somebody" when he sings,  "You may call me anything but no matter what you say. You’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed." So you can call me Krishna Prem, you can call me KP. You can call me Michael, you might call me Mikey. But I am going to serve Osho.
 
 April finds me leaving Pune for Europe... here is a taste of my Mediation Playshops for the spring... Join me if it's easy... Easy is right. Or invite me to your hometown... My mantra is "Have Meditation, Will Travel."
 
Sunday April 8 finds me at De Roos in Amsterdam. For me, De Roos is the Meditation Hub of Amsterdam. Please contact De Roos for details Email: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.
Tel. +31 (0)20 – 6890081 www.roos.nl. <You might remember Frank Klank, the guy just to my left on the picture below, who works and leads sound meditations at De Roos.>

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The last weekend in April finds me in Portugal with my beloved friend Darshan as my host… Please contact http://darshan.life/ for the juicy details.
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The first Sunday in May I am in Berlin at the Osho Studio with Krisana and Ali…I  feel blessed to be back in Berlin. I haven’t seen Krisana and Ali since we were all in bed together!
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The weekend of May 12, I am flying to Bulgaria to promote my book Gee You Are You which is now in Bulgarian… And to lead a meditations and book signings… Fun… My host is Sajeev. By the way, my book in Bulgarian is called The Cosmic Joke!
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May 21, I am in the north of the Netherlands in Groningen co-leading a day of Meditation and Tantra with my goddess friend Shashi. <On a personal note as not to confuse my past and present lovers, I am leading the meditation section and I will be in touch with you, when and if, I become a tantrican. I remain hopeful.> Please look up Shashi at http://www.sollunatantra.com/…  Send me an email if you interested… In the picture below Shashi is on the bottom left and the rest of the girls are all lovers of mine in my next lifetime.
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June finds me in America with no plans yet except to Trump some sense into my Homeland.
PLUS… Please visit www.geeyouareyou.com as my website has been enriched by my friend Amano. Really you can spend the day with me on my website… Thank you Amano… And thank You for reading this newsletter to the very bottom.
 
Love is, kp
 

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Birthday-Party

My body is now 73 years old… But as I feel much younger, I go by my Osho age of 43.

When I met Osho, it was just before my 30th birthday. In so many words, Osho said I was the biggest “crowd" he had ever met. That in my loneliness, I had invited everyone I ever loved to live with me… Without ever having said goodbye... In fact he said I was so busy in my mind that I needed Dynamic Meditation to let go of my old lovers so there would be enough room for my new man.

Being a scientist, I had a CAT scan of my mind.

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As the medical results were in agreement with Osho’s meditation advice, I threw myself into a 21 day dynamic cleaning of my mind of old attachments.

My next CAT scan after 21 dynamic meditation days indicated the noise in my mind quieted and I was able to make music in the moment with my new lover.

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I became such a great lover that I began to get tantra lessons with no one less than the man upstairs.

Tantra

I know what you are thinking… Krishna Prem is about to announce his next book will be a commentary on Osho’s masterpiece Tantra, the Supreme Understanding.

Becoming a Tantrican, as funny as it may sound, has lead me into my Aloneness. I am now polishing my new book which will be in the bookstores everywhere in the spring…

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So please understand this is my last Gee You Are You Newsletter for the time being while I hang out with myself as I ‘right’ my second book... No need to cry... Simply follow me on Facebook as I will continue to post on Facebook often to keep us all from becoming too serious. My Facebook page is https://www.facebook.com/Krishna.prem.71... If we are not friends already, simply click on the FOLLOW BUTTON and we will always be in touch.

Enjoy my Facebook post about Osho, me and his Dynamic Meditation... Just click on this link... https://www.facebook.com/krishna.prem.71/videos/10154639861898694/

Osho Dynamic Meditation

I am also keeping a space open for you to do my Meditation Playshop over Skype… In the comfort of your living room… You can also be joined by a beloved… No worries… Just send me an email to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. for details… I’d love to spend an hour or 2 with you in the privacy of your own home.

In closing, I just found this seven-second clip of myself in '77 in Music Group in Pune 1… At least I think it’s me as I do not recognise myself with so much hair.

Just click on this link... https://www.facebook.com/krishna.prem.71/videos/10154217870208694/ or the picture below

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Love is, KP

 

 

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"A Lucky Dog"

I was reborn on Valentine's Day, 1973, in the desert outside of Mumbai, India, at the tender age of 29. Sitting alone in front of Osho, he asked simply how I felt... I wanted to say I felt enlightened but what burst out of mouth is, "I feel lucky." I felt very much the fool but Osho's laughter helped me relax. And he said, "Stay with me as long as you feel lucky." Forty-three years later I still feel lucky and I am still here in the Buddhafield. Over the weekend, I renewed my lucky me at Sannyas Celebration together with good friends who also feel blessed. We celebrated 175 years of love for OSHO... What a celebration. Yes that's Sam <age 37> in the middle of the action, next to Geeta <40>, Anando <25> from Russia, Mallika <12> from Aus, Manjula <0> from Italy and Max <13> from Brazil, rounding out the magnificent seven.

Loving Osho is easy compared to loving you... For me, loving you remains risky... I am still learning to trust my heart.

By now I know more about loving our extended Osho family then I do about my birth family... But hopefully that is about to change. In April I will travel back to the States for a family wedding. My enlightenment is about to be challenged big time.

I just came across an old picture of my family... That's me... Michael, the Virgin, on the far left. My younger brother Brian of hypnosis fame is on the far right. Brian studied with Dr. Milton Erickson and has taught here at the OSHO International Meditation Resort. Check Brian out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDSO1Z5GWFQ.

By the way all of my sisters in the above picture have since left their bodies... I have been blessed with loving sisters... And I have been touched by sadness as well. Please take a moment to read a story I wrote weaving my sisters that I have loved with Osho's loving guidance. This story is featured in The Osho News Online Magazine. It is called, "Your Goose is Out." http://www.oshonews.com/2016/02/your-goose-is-out-k-p/... May be a better title would have been, "Older sisters are wicked Zen Masters." Enjoy.

Thank you Snoppy for putting a smile back into my newsletter.

Before I hit the States, I will renew my love affair with Amsterdam at De Nieuwe Yoga School... Being in Amsterdam is very humbling as all my friends there are giants. The Dutch are the tallest people in the world and I would feel terribly small if it wasn't for meditation... And a big ego... <Just kidding about the meditation part.>

Be there or be square: Saturday Night 26 March 2016 from 7-10pm in Amsterdam.

Go to http://denieuweyogaschool.nl/inner-lover-playshop to sign up and get more info.

Below is a picture of my tall friends of De Nieuwe Yoga School to prove my tall tale.

Here is a personal invitation to my Meditation Playshops around the world... Please forgive me if I look a little uptight. I am usually loose and natural but for some unknown reason I put my sweatshirt on backwards before the video shoot. Oh well... Just push my button to witness my uptightness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVN12Sh4FQU

While I am in the States, I will lead my Meditation Playshop in Toronto for my friend Amrito Bhattaral on the weekend of April 22-24. If you are in Toronto contact Amrito through his Facebook page. I will also be in Raleigh, North Carolina April 30-May 1 to lead a Playshop and Meditation Intensive. I will co-lead the intensive with Isa and Malika who will without doubt teach this old dog some new meditation techniques... Our host is Swami Raman... Please go to http://www.meetup.com/Osho-Meditation-Group-Raleigh/events/227595862/ for details.

Flash forward... If you are in Istanbul, Turkey in May 11-13, jump to https://web.facebook.com/events/234226633576677/... I will co-leading a Meditation Camp with my friend Mareechi Asu.

Allow me to thank you will a passionate kiss from one of my more recent past lives, love is, kp

PS... My good friend Terry just spent two weeks in the OSHO International Meditation Resort practicing martial arts... And also relaxing after his workout when he caught up with me for a cosmic gossip... I am pleased to share this video with you! Simply click on the hollow bamboo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_7tz42iu0Q

 

 

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New Earth Records

New Earth Records is an independent record label that has been bringing visionary music to enhance well-being to audiences worldwide. The seeds of New Earth Records were planted in September 1989 at the OSHO International Meditation Resort, right here in Pune, India. It all began with the Osho Kundalini Meditation and the Osho Dynamic Meditation. The founders are Osho lovers and my good friends Bhikkhu and Waduda <Waduda is on the left of the picture.>

Waduda and Bhikkhu

When I travel around the world leading my Meditation Playshop, what strikes me the most is not the virgins I meet who have never done an Osho’s Active Meditation, but how many old friends of Osho who have not done an active meditation in months, if not years… So I feel to encourage you all to dust off your dancing shoes and let go. If you do not have the music to go along with your favourite meditation, simply click on the Buddha’s third eye at the top of the page… or go directly to http://www.newearthrecords.com/ and order away.

I remember Osho asking me about Dynamic Meditation.

Sitting together with Osho in ’74 in his Woodlands apartment in Bombay on our one-year anniversary, I asked him how it is that he reads me like an open book. He smiled as he hinted that when he found out who he is, he also met me and that in reality we are not two. Almost giggling by now, he said that we are both buddhas, that he is a waking buddha and I am a sleeping buddha. “Not much difference, eh?” No one had ever called me a buddha before, so that felt fine, but a sleeping buddha… my young spiritual ego took a hit. Osho asked me how my meditation was coming along. He had asked me to do the Dynamic Meditation for twenty-one mornings before our meeting. What rolled off my lips is what Groucho Marx famously said, “Close, but no cigar.” Osho’s giggle turned into a hearty laugh. I went on to explain that it was not so much as getting out of my mind, but it was more like I was moving furniture (thoughts) around in my home (mind).

Osho looked at me sternly as he said, “Do not decorate your prison.”

I am not Osho… But I feel free to also invite you to break out of your prison by jumping back into an Osho Active Meditation of your choice… If possible for 21 days!

I must warn you that I have also made note that women who are total often feel empowered after just 3 weeks… Witness what happened to the young woman below when she met her inner man.

So please keep balance in your life when you jump back into active meditation… I suggest you may relax into an hour of Vipassana Meditation... or even better yet, listening to another old friend Chaitanya Hari Deuter… Click on his picture below and listen to his latest music creation.

Deuter

I remember when I participated in a 21 day Mandala Meditation Challenge… Running in place in stage 1 for 15 minutes each day improved my love life considerably as you will witness for yourself by watching me in action. Simply click on the cheetah’s nose and then get out of the way fast.

Safari

Osho once asked me in Darshan <really> what I liked most about the Osho Whirling Meditation… And I said to be honest, what I like most is when it is over... You may like the Whirling Meditation, but I feel just like Charlie Chaplin.

Charlie Chaplin

You may prefer the OSHO Nataraj Meditation.

Nataraj

Or even Gandhi Yoga. Just click on Gandhi’s fingers and enjoy a good belly laugh.

Gandhi and Yoga

One more suggestion is to dust off an old Osho book to read over the next 21 days… At the same time you may also want to order Devageet’s book below… Also available from New Earth Records 
http://www.newearthrecords.com/music-store/all-products/osho-first-buddha-dental-chair/

You can ‘here’ Devageet on youtube speak about being with Osho… 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llOFqBlSsTA

Devageet

Please shake Osho very lightly on his shoulder in his picture below as it time for Osho to wake up and tell us all that we are a joke unto ourselves.

Osho Resting

The first 21 women who take part in my 21 day Meditation Challenge will win a pair of Prada Sunglasses from their enlightened collection.

Conversely, the first 21 male participants will get a Certificate of Enlightenment and a free crash course on becoming a GURU as taught by yours truly… Good luck.

Welcome to Enlightenment 101

Enlightenment

My GeeYou Are You is being published around the world... and I am flying around our small planet to babysit my book about my life with Osho... Mid May finds me in Istanbul, Turkey to personally sign my book for you. <http://www.ganj.com.tr/Kozmik-Saka,PR-95.html>. I will be travelling to Russia for the month of June <http://oshocenter.ru/shop/books/product/view/6/81>... Next fall finds me in Mexico and Brazil... Join me if it's easy... Easy is right.

Gee You Are You Books

If you prefer English, I can send a signed copy of my book for the holidays.

THE BOOK
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DOWNLOADABLE E-BOOK
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Just I was finishing my Gee You Are Newsletter for your enjoyment, there was a knock on my door... it was my friend Chimaya Dunster with his life partner Naveena and their delightful naughty daughter Koyal... you many remember Koyal as she is infamous for jumping in the Basho pool in her maroon robe during lunchtime. I actually also remember Chinmaya singing for his 'chai' in the early days of Pune 1... and guess what, Chimaya is now a recording star for New Earth Records... please give him a listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeC9pOzN9os.

Chinmaya

If you are in Europe or America right now and you want to skip the winter for a bit, join me in the warmth of Pune, India... 
love is, K 'The Snowman' P

 

 

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'Okay Maneesha'

Krishna Prem here… as my body turns 72 while you read this very Gee You Are You Newsletter, I feel it is only fitting that I begin to celebrate and laugh with you about our Deaths… you first please. As Osho reminds, “Celebrate death too, because to me death is not the end of life but the very crescendo of life, the very climax. It is the ultimate of life. If you have lived rightly, if you have lived moment to moment totally, if you have squeezed out the whole juice of life, your death will be the ultimate orgasm.” To be honest, I love an orgasm just as much as you but I am not quite ready for the ultimate orgasm. Are you? Thus I am turning over this newsletter in part to Maneesha who is working on this very subject with her good friend Sudheer. Maneesha’s website www.oshosammasati.org is a very comprehensive, dynamic, beautiful and user-friendly site – based on Osho’s vision of living and dying consciously. If you prefer, you can also contact Maneesha privately at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..

Sudheer and Maneesha are co-facilitating, ‘An Experiential Enquiry into Death’ in November (18-22) in Dorset, UK. Check out the video clip by clicking on the picture of Maneesha and Sudheer.

Maneesha & Sudheer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1_zap7ezZw

Here is a picture of Maneesha dancing with Osho… Click on Osho below to get an understanding on Osho’s take on Death… IT’S QUITE A THIRD EYE OPENER!

Maneesha & Osho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Jlltmqckc

I recently had a near death experience while dreaming about Tantra, the Supreme Understanding, when suddenly I left my body… what a way to go.

I was immediately buried in my own back yard.

Dead Krishna Prem

Saint Peter met me at the pearly gates… And he asked me my user name and password. "My uses name is Krishna Prem.

Krishna Prem in Heaven

And my password is Penis.” Peter laughed out loud and simply said that my password is too small… I am afraid you will have to return to Planet Earth immediately.

Saint Peter compassionately said the good news is you will meet the woman of your dreams before we meet each other again… I asked Peter if he could show me a picture of my beloved… He said sure enough… And proceeded to show me a picture of a female skeleton!!! Excitedly, I clicked on our picture below hoping to see her in the flesh. You can do the same. Click on my bones. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnDgZuGIhHs

So I am back with you celebrating my body birthday of September 19… I am now the ripe young age of 72… If you want to give me a present for my birthday, please forward this Maneesha G.U.R.U. Newsletter in full to your friends… or you can just send the link below to your beloveds. Thank you for sharing.

Osho Left His Body, and I Am Still in Mine

Krishna Prem & Jwala

by Krishna Prem

I am an old friend of death. My birth mother left her body when I was one year old and left me with my 15-year-old sister-mother, who left her body and left me with Osho, who also left His body. Death does not surprise me. Death has a look. Osho had that look. What surprises me is living. I can handle death, but I am still mangled by life.

Aloneness rocks my world.

Please go to http://kpguru.blogspot.in/ to read on… Thank you.

Plus I am thrilled to announce my Gee You Are You book is being published in Russia… “Gee” is American slang for “Wow” but Gee doesn’t translate well into Russian… So the new title is “The Cosmic Joke”… And I will see you in Russia next May to lead my Meditation Playshop and introduce my book… Stay tuned.

Maneesha is just backed from Turkey where she lead a group called Squeeze The Juice Out of Life… Please click on the picture below for a perfect example of “Meditation over  Medication”… This video is such a moving example on one woman’s courage in the face of death. A must see.

Group

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZYge7lHP7Y

Here is a life affirmative quote from Osho to ground us… Love is, kp

Osho Quote on Death

 

 

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Meera Meera on the Wall

http://www.meera.de/

In the Hindu tradition, Meera was a Hindu mystic poet and devotee of Krishna. In this lifetime, our roles are reversed and Meera is a source of inspiration for this Krishna… Meera is simply the most creative person I have met in the OSHO International Meditation Resort… just click on the tip of my pain brush and dive into my friend Meera and her art work. Or go directly to http://www.meera.de/

And when you work with Meera, you are working on yourself… Meera is hands-on… Simply click on Meera’s fingers tips and imagine you are now participating in Meera’s

Osho Art Therapy Training.

I feature myself as an art historian… And I have put together the history of art in one simple chart so that you can finally understand art in the here and now… Without further ado, allow me to educate you.

Personally, I have been in love with art my entire adult life as museums are a great place to meet women. Just recently I spent quite a bit of time with Mona Lisa and the attraction was clearly mutual.

Mona and I fell in love and I had no choice but to steal here away and smuggle her into America with marriage in mind… But I am sad to say that Mona changed once we hit the states and the honeymoon was over before it began. She loves her new life without me and I wish her well in the plastic fantastic USA.

I don’t want to act like I have sour grapes that one more relationship turned into a “relationshit” but I am sure there is another man in Mona’s life and that is why she dumped me like a hot potato… But I did see Mona’s old flame David at McDonald’s flipping burgers. I mean why else would David get off his marble pedestal and come to America… The only good news is that David is gaining lots of “Marble at McDonald’s"… Serves him right if you ask me.

Monaless and moneyless and heart broken, I headed strait back to Europe and her museums to cheer me up… For me, I love how life imitates art.

On beautiful days, I find myself strolling the canals of Amsterdam… The architecture alone for me in nothing less than an outdoor museum… And it’s free… Enjoy!

If fine art is not your thing, I also teach the art of meditation… Feel free to be with me in my remaining Meditation Playshops before I travel back to India July 1.
Lugano on Friday May 29… https://www.facebook.com/events/958528254187846/ 
Zurich on Sunday May 31… https://www.facebook.com/events/1557065971225162/
Athens on Saturday and Sunday June 6 and 7… https://www.facebook.com/events/801945466507858/
London on Sunday June 21… https://www.facebook.com/events/591055514364501/
Plus don’t miss my going away Meditation Playshop Celebration in Amsterdam on Friday June 26 https://www.facebook.com/events/764435990322417/

And if you just want to relax at home, I can bring my Meditation Playshop into to your living room via Skype… My Skype name is krishna61 and my email isThis email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.. Together we will discover that we are one existence appearing as two friends.

Before I sign off, I just want to add that Meera has made fine prints of her art work to make her passion available at a price we can all afford… Just click on my favorite painting of Meera below for more information… Love is, kp

 

 

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This Very Body The Buddha


Krishna Prem here... Before we LOL together, I just want to congratulate my good friend Satyarthi for completing his bodywork DVD series.

Please check out Satyarthi's website... http://myofascialtrainings.com/

And if you have only 5 minutes of viewing time available, just watch Satyarthi's video on treating lower back pain... Simply click on the arrow below the scan of my perfect body < I photoshopped my ‘beer here now' pot belly to look like the new man.>

I have always enjoyed body work.

I have also always enjoyed bodies of all kinds of Homo sapiens, not just my own... And thus became interested in anatomy from a very early age.

As I matured my interest in bodies multiplied... Along with my addictions.

My Zorba side has developed so well that even my Buddha nature begins to resemble my Zorba.

Thank heavens for Osho for bringing balance back into my life.

As I continue to search for my ideal Zorba the Buddha within, I meditate daily at the OSHO International Meditation Resort as well as augmenting my income by working as a rickshaw driver to bring in some extra cash... My rickshaw business is flourishing to the point that I took the convertible roof down so I could get more friends home safely... The only problem with success is that it breeds competition... Click on my headlight below and watch a ride on the wild side through the lanes of Koregaon Park... and to witness first hand my Enfield motorcycle competition.

So if you prefer life in the fast lane, enquire about Enfield is Prayer at https://www.facebook.com/enfieldisprayer

For me, becoming a rickshaw driver has simplified my existence.

On April Fool's Day, I will retire as a rickshaw driver and head for Europe to lead my Meditation Playshops wherever I am invited. So just maybe you want to drop ‘in' with me... If you are in the Netherlands, Germany, Switzerland, Greece or England this spring, JUMP in the name of love. If you click on the arrow below you can get a taste of my Meditation Playshop. Enjoy.

Here is a partial list of my Meditation Playshops… Each friend leaves my Meditation Playshop with a signed new edition of my book Gee You Are You http://www.geeyouareyou.com/book.htm

Feel free to contact my hosts below or send me an email to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. for details. <And if I am not in your area and you want to ‘lighten up your life’ please invite my ass!>

Sunday, May 3rd  
Charlot Spoorenberg has invited me to 
Tempel van Alledag on Ijburg, Amsterdam. 
Charlot (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.) 
0614648344 
As the date approaches of each  Meditation Playshop, a Facebook Event page pops up… For example this is how Amsterdam welcomes me back from India.  
https://www.facebook.com/events/620837741354939/?notif_t=plan_user_associated  
Be there or be square!

Sunday, May 24th  
Rhodés Samé Lottin has invited me to 
Waves, beach and health center. 
Zandvoort Beach Netherlands 
This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.
www.newwaves.nl  
023–5713255 
Thank you Rhodés for creating such a beautiful environment to ‘be’ in.

Friday, May 29th   
Kerry Gonzato has invited me to play with her friends in Lugano Switzerland. This will be a simple intimate evening. If you are alive in Lugano, contact Kerry at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.. Or call Kerry at 0766939897.

Sunday, May 31st  
Pedro and Gatha have invited me to Zurich Switzerland. 
This fun event will fill up with a crazy juicy bunch of old and new friends so book early! 
Email Pedro and Gatha at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. or leave a message at 079 3078166 
The event is being held at Gobinde Yoga, Kernstrasse 25, 8004 Zürich

Sada and Vikrant have invited me to Athens, Greece  
Saturday, June 6th and Sunday, June 7th <a Meditation Playshop on Saturday followed by a full day of meditation and delight on Sunday. 
Reserve at (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.) or ring Sada’s telephone number 6979 776409 
Osho Information Center 
http://www.oshoexperience.com/

June 14th  
The Ubuntu Talent Organisation has invited me back to Amsterdam 
Reserve at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. or call Marita at 0642974580 
Thank you Renske, Marita and Hester of Ubuntu. 
Hopefully my newly enlightened friend Tommy Lucky will be in attendance along with his Dad Batul and Mom 
Renske <just in case Tommy Lucky needs his diapers changed after the let-go meditation.>

June 21st  
Chetna and Swaram have invited me to London England 
<This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.> 
07900 604 707 
 Osho Information Center 
 http://loveosho.co.uk/

The Rolling Stones have been invited to join us in London as they seem to have recently discovered the real satisfaction of meditation.

On Sunday June 28th, I will end my European tour in Germany. 
Amrita Pilsner has invited me to Stuttgart. 
I accepted Amrita's invite so I can see you and my good friend Abhijat and have a home cooked meal with his mom. 
Amrita's email is This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.
0711-5773131

I await for the spring when I can play with you... For now, I leave you with a leaf of love from kp <and a whole tree of risky love from Osho.>

"Love is risky. To love is to move into danger-because you cannot control it, it is not safe. It is not within your hands. It is unpredictable: where it will lead nobody knows. Whether it will lead anywhere, that too nobody knows. One is moving into utter darkness but roots grow only in darkness. If the roots of a tree become afraid of darkness and don't move underground, the tree will die. They have to move into darkness. They have to find their way towards the deepest layers of the earth where they can find sources of water, nourishment."

OSHO

Loving you as me, KP

 

 

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Be Hair Now

I am now back in the OSHO International Meditation Resort in Pune India… for that last five months I have been in America and Europe and Turkey leading my Meditation Playshop wherever I land… below I am in Amsterdam at the YogaYatra Studio introducing meditation to 22 Osho virgins… as Osho reminds, “Energy is Delight.”

Meditation Playshop

While in Berlin, Germany at the Osho Studio with Krisana and Ali, Mini Man videotaped my Meditation Playshop… for a taste of my Meditation Playshop, simply click on your inner guru below and witness why you want to play with me next spring… really, if you invite me to visit you in your home town, I will come… don’t think big, just feel intimate.

Trust Your Intuition

I am now a YouTube Channel… call me Gentleman Gaga… enjoy twenty brand new two minute moments of meditation about my forty years with Osho… some sweet, some sour… watch one a day for three weeks and kill yourself laughing… simply click on my Baby Buddha and enjoy my pretty Original Face.

Original Face

Friends from all over the world ask me how is it I am so wise about the opposite sex… the answer is I can pee standing up! In my first life as a human being, my name was Adam and I was crazy about being alone with Eve. When God got bored with his latest creation, he called Eve and I together to offer us each a miracle before he moved on to who knows where.

Why men can pee standing up?



Multiple Orgasms

So yes it is true I know a lot about Homo sapiens like you and me. But I was surprised how we still act like animals whenever we get our buttons pushed. This is the ‘soul’ reason I jumped at the chance to lead my Meditation Playshop at the Amsterdam Zoo. The Pandas got the cosmic joke right away, falling all over themselves laughing.

Panda

The Elephants needed a personal touch before they let go.

Krishna Prem and Elephant

The Penguins acted just like People… and I enrolled them on a 21 day Dynamic Meditation Intensive.

Zen Penguin

Penguins and People alike are so upset about the world at present that self-love is at an all-time low. As I too feel like a Penguin myself sometimes, I simply read aloud the Osho quote below… and breath.

Change Yourself

I also throw in a little of the Dalai Lama for good measure.

Dalai Lama

When all else fails, I go into the Osho Auditorium and do my best Snoopy impersonation.

Peanuts

Loving you as me, KP

 

 

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Encounters with an Inexplicable Man: Stories of Osho as Told by his People - compiled and edited by Savita Brandts

Congratulations Savita… Savita is in the picture above just to my right… and here is a taste of Savita’s book… an interview with me, Krishna Prem

When the Shoe’s Snitched

I was in Poona, but about to go back to the United States, so I went to say goodbye in a ‘leaving darshan’. Osho had said to me on a previous occasion that I was to go to California and open a meditation center there for him, an idea that had been percolating for a long time, and now I wanted to ask him about it before leaving.

Darshan in 1975 was in Lao Tzu House on the car porch, an open area at the side of the house where Osho lived. Ten of us were going to sit with him one-to-one and I was scheduled to be the tenth.

It felt like an eternity before it was my turn but finally he looked at the boy in the ninth position and his eyes were so big, they overflowed onto me and I thought he was gesturing me to come forward. So, eagerly, I got up. Of course, it wasn’t my turn and he told me to have patience and I promptly sat down again. I was really embarrassed.

The ninth boy came to sit in front of Osho, and as soon as he sat down, he began to cry. And he wouldn’t stop crying. Osho waited, and finally broke the silence, saying, “What seems to be the problem?”

And the boy related this story: “I bought a brand new pair of sandals today, and when I got out of Kundalini meditation at 5.15, my sandals were gone!”

And then he seemed to burst into tears again.

Osho closed his eyes and when the boy stopped crying, opened his eyes and said to the young boy, “I can’t help you with your lost shoes, but what I can suggest is that tomorrow you go out and you buy another pair of sandals, and when you go to Kundalini meditation, you take one new sandal and you put it on the top middle shelf and then you take the other new sandal and you put it on the bottom shelf on the far left.”

And then he added: “No one ever steals one sandal.”

The boy’s tears turned to laughter, and Osho was beaming with the biggest smile you’ve ever seen in your life.

Then he reached out, took the boy’s hands and stood up, and did a tiny dance with him and then, still beaming, namasted everyone and walked out.

And that was the end of darshan. My number never arrived!

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My short story is just one of the simple tales of the jolts and joys along the way to transformation that gives us an intimate glimpse into the relationship between this rare contemporary mystic, Osho… and some of his thousands of ‘sannyasins’, who came from all walks of life and several continents to live and work around him.

You can learn more Savita’s book as well as ordering a copy for yourself by going to the link below.

http://www.bellsmedia.com/shop/products.php?StoriesOsho&cPath=43

As for me,  I’m a back in the West after a long flight from India, wiped out and happy after a life changing journey from here to here... I was born with jet lag so all feels normal... none of my good news makes it easier to land in the West after 8 big months in India. I loved sharing with you that for me the first month in India, I am still at home in America. The second month, I finally arrive in India. The third month I am fully present in the Osho International Meditation Resort… and from month four on, I no longer exist. This moment is all that exists. Try this theory out when you have a chance. It doesn’t pay well but you may feel rich beyond your beliefs!!!

While in the West, I will be leading my Meditation Playshop wherever I am invited… when Osho asked me to lead his meditations in the West over forty years ago, it didn’t take me long to figure out that he was fooling me into meditating myself… I often chuckle to myself about Osho and his wicked sense of humor. And it worked… my Meditation Playshop is the best 3 hours present you can give yourself to remind you <and me> to live in the present… but if you do attend my Meditation Playshop, please jump into meditation totally… at the same time, please don’t ask me any deep, life changing questions…

Below is a small autobiographical piece I created for my San Francisco organizer Anand Usha. 

Krishna Prem, that is my name for 40 years now ever since I met my friend and spiritual teacher Osho on the hippy trail from the beaches of Goa, India to the peaks of the Himalayas in Nepal. Before that I was Michael Mogul. Some 70 years ago, I was born in a bedroom of Boston… today I answered to both my inner and outer names… as I no longer take any of my names seriously… as long as you call, I’ll be there. 
As Michael I graduated Boston University before moving to LA to pursuit a writing career. Nothing big came out it except I got a chance to write the girl’s questions for the Dating Game, a popular television show. At the same time I was drafted into the US Army to go to war in Vietnam. I was able to secure an honorable discharge which read that I was unable to adjust to the military style. I left show business and the US Army and America in the dust… and began my journey to find myself amidst all this pain which I confused with life itself.
I found myself in London with a job as a bartender… I began to drink heavily as I was becoming simply unsuitable to my own lifestyle as well… I poured you a drink and joined you at the same time. One night drunk, I boarded a plane to India on a one way ticket to nowhere. I ended up now here.
I still have a glass of bubbly on occasion, but I am now the boss instead of the brew dictating my life.
To be honest, I’d rather meditate with you than ‘maditate’ in the world. One of the enlightening moments I experienced is that I have two feet… two ways of looking at myself… on one leg, I am love, on the other leg I am awareness… and if I hop around on one leg at a time life is exhausting, not exhilarating. For me, meditation is a balancing act. Believe it or not, the best way to open your wings and fly is to be well grounded.

See you on May 3rd in San Fran… 
https://www.facebook.com/events/537822766334022/

Each participant of my Meditation Playshop will also receive a free signed copy of my version of the Lion’s Roar… my book, Gee You Are You.

See this link for juicy details about my gift to you... 
http://www.geeyouareyou.com/book.htm

Beside my free book, you are entitled to a certificate from yours truly that will bestow GURU status of your own… if you are foolish enough to want one!

I will be back in Germany on two occasions in June with my Meditation Playshop… be there or be sqaure.

On June 22nd, I will be in Freiburg… please go to my Facebook Event Page https://www.facebook.com/events/419576068179578/?ref=22

And on June 29th I will be in Berlin… please go to my Facebook Event Page https://www.facebook.com/events/423314484480877/

After you graduate from my Meditation Playshop and before I guarantee in writing that you are officially a GURU, there is one hurtle you still need to jump over… my esteemed friend Ram Dass has a test with you in mind, "If you think you're enlightened go spend a week with your family."

This is my personal experience of my own Enlightenment after leading my Meditation Playshop some 50 times now in 15 countries for over 1 thousand friends… Are you enlightened like your friend KP?

Recently I was bragging with friends in the OSHO International Meditation Resort that I will live forever because I am a meditator… and all around loving guy… when out of the blue, I was slapped on the side of my face by my own INSTANT KARMA.

Realizing how insecure life is, I wrote down some feelings to live by on my remaining days here on Planet Earth… and I trust you, too, will also squeeze the juice out every precious moments while you are alive.

Many of you ask me about why my Gee You Are Newsletters are less frequent in your email inbox… I just want to say thank you for remembering me and suggest you follow me on my Facebook page where I post weekly… my name on Facebook is Krishna Prem…  simply Blow on Buddha’s Nose by placing your cursor over Buddha and click… and let my Zorba entertain you!

Love is, Krishna Prem

 

 

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