"We're all just walking each other home" Ram Dass
So sweet to have great friends like my buddy below Batul... Batul was making a documentary about his life on the road when he stopped me along the path in Goa to interview me about our friendship... it’s worth 5 minutes of your time. Friendship always is. Yes it’s true Ram Dass, we are all just walking each other home.
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“When the mind knows, we call it knowledge OSHO
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For a man that loves women as much as I do, I am deeply disappointed that 99% of my G.U.R.U. newsletter audience is male… so I have begun advertising my work in football stadiums worldwide… the truth is that God is a fan on Manchester United and the Devil wears Prada. Here is my first 30 second spot.
And during half time, I wholeheartedly knock the fans' socks off
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“Be the center of the cyclone: that's exactly my teaching. The world IS a tale told by an idiot, full of fury and noise, signifying nothing. But it is very easy to get caught into the net, because the fool is not only outside, the fool is also inside. Your mind is part of the tale told by an idiot and your mind would like to find some meaning it it -- whereas none exists. The mind cannot remain without finding some meaning; if it cannot find, it invents it. Otherwise it feels empty, it feels something is missing. There is no meaning in the world; all meaning is in the very center of your being. The world is simply noise, there is no music. Music is in the deepest recesses of your being -- and that music has to be heard in all the noise of the world. Then the noise of the world functions as a backdrop, a background; it becomes a context. You can hear the inner music more clearly because of the noise. Then the noise is no longer a disturbance, rather a help. That's why I don't teach renunciation: I teach rejoicing.” OSHO
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My Gee You Are You book is now in its second edition... so along with reprinting my tale, I am updating my book, improving the flow of the narrative without changing the feeling of my work… here is a quick update which appears at the end of my new G.U.R.U. second edition. Loving you as me, kp
A Quick Update
I cannot believe you read this far… or did you skip to the bitter end to find out that I lived happily ever after? I can tell you one thing for sure that the death of your body as well as the death of your honeymoon are the only guarantees however taxing that may be… and that I realize now that aloneness is my home here on earth… and how sexy aloneness is. Aloneness is very attractive.
I bring up the subject of aloneness as I trust you noticed that I have enjoyed the opposite sex this lifetime… and my love of women has lead me to more women… and at the tender age of sixty-nine I am now ready to be alone. Just as writing this book has introduced me to silence, just as a good life leads to acceptance of death, I can honestly add my bucket list is an empty pail for having lived totally. How sweet it is.
At best I am God… or still better said I am God appearing as a boy from Boston… the worst case scenario is that I am God on an ego trip. Thus my life as well as yours remains a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved.
In breathing in I touch me as Existence and when I breathe out I touch me as this character Krishna Prem. In the gaps when breathing in stops, and in the moment when breathing out ends, silence exists. Being aware of silence is akin to soaking in a bathtub after a hard day… it really is the birth of creativity.
I met my passion when my inner and outer life fell in love with each other and rediscovered that there is no such thing as separation. I am whole, not holy. Again my aim in writing this book was to not to be better or higher than you. I actually shot low. Maybe because I am sick of great men writing about being right… so I wrote… or should I say spoke a book that indicates for how low a man can go… and still say thank you.
I do not know my fate. Presently I am still in my body, and as the written word lives on as a paperback and in cyberspace as an eBook, I trust you will toast me – or roast me depending on your reading of me.
So just in case I go the way of all mortal men before we bump into each other, let me just say that I love you and trust that one day you will also know that we are not two… but one potato appearing as two fries.
And the only way to know the truth is to be intimate with the unknowable… the truth, god, existence; the ultimate potato sees your eyes but cannot be seen. And when you come to this essential truth your third eye develops 20/20 vision. So from this very moment, take responsibility, and remember you are a human being appearing as a human doer… enjoy the journey… the journey is the goal.
Indian Indians say Namaste, Native American Indians say I see you, and since the beginning of time the Mayans have said, “Lak'ech Ala K'in,” “I am you, and you are me.” And a more recent version from when the Beatles proclaimed themselves more popular than Jesus, “I am you and you are and we are all together.”
Ps... I also lowered the price of my book and eBook substantially so don’t hesitate! If you order my book by April first I will sign it to you personally and mail it from India… the smell of Indian paper will flood you with memories!
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I recently asked the Dalai Lama if he could review my book by answering one simple surprising question.
I understand that my newsletter is thorougly enjoyed by the illiterate so allow me to boil down my Gee You Are You book into one simple meditation... it is aptly called the third nostril meditation and if you are total, this meditation will allow you to see your soul mate... take a moment to stare at the dot of the woman or man of your dreams in the examples below... this is it!
It is important to meet a soul mate as quickly as possible because our modern Facebook reality is destroying intimacy... don’t you agree Jane?
I am now readying for Europe and America where I will spend the spring and summer leading my Meditation Playshop. Catch me if you can for an intimate evening of meditation and cosmic gossip. In this three hour 'Playshop' we will explore together the mysteries of life, love and meditation. Osho reminds that if you love my Work, call it a Play. I will announce on my Facebook page under Krishna Prem where to look out for me… for example, I will be in Berlin on June 9th http://www.facebook.com/krishna.prem.71?cropsuccess#!/events/134197400080896/ and Stockholm June 16thhttp://www.facebook.com/krishna.prem.71?cropsuccess#!/events/350936688355652. If you want me to visit your hometown, don’t be shy… invite me.
In my Playshop, I integrate Eastern meditation with the Western marketplace… thank you in advance for your applause.
Another good friend Subhuti just wrote and directed and starred in a play called “Shakespeare the Meditator” about the Bard's famous tragedy Hamlet… or as this commoner KP puts it, “What would happen to Shakespeare if he met Osho along the way?”
Allow me to leave you with a secret I know about you...
Love and laughter, KP
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High my beloved friends, I love being back in touch with you again. I know it’s been awhile but I have been on a world tour leading my two-hour Playshop called “Meditating on your Inner Lover”… amazing grace how sweet it is. Interestingly enough sometimes you don’t hear from me because I feel flat… boring, out of touch with reality, depressed, and it was during one such flat moment that I threw myself into the group simply called the “Path of Love”… a week-long roller coaster of emotional ups and downs which reintroduced me to love and celebration.
I asked my friend Satyarthi who leads this group to help me introduce this adventure to you… and this is his feeling, “The Path of Love for me is a school for intimacy. I have learned how to open my heart in its simplicity and innocence in ways that keep opening up the beauty of love. This is a continuous teaching for me to keep my heart open in its pain and joy. In our spiritual life nowhere do our ideals meet the actual more truly then how we relate to each other, in how we grow in our friendships. As one of the leaders of the POL I have witnessed many people who keep growing in this work taking courageous steps of honest exposure, learning the art of love.”
Satyarthi pictured above with his co-leader Alima.
Satyarthi went on to say, “The most important freedom is to be who you really are. We trade in our reality for a role. We give up our ability to feel, and in exchange put on a mask. True freedom is the courage to be who we are.”
I agree whole heartedly… it is time to jump off the merry-go-round and break free…
For deep in your heart you are concealing things that you are longing to say… too scared to confess what you are feeling. It is such a breakthrough renewing your feeling of Trust, and when you learn the art of sharing your Heart!!!
Isn’t it amazing how much courage it takes to be just yourself?
You have two chances to play with Satyarthi and company… the next Path of Love in the USA is April 20 - 27, 2013 in Loveland, Colorado, just outside of Boulder. www.pathoflove.net/usa
Path of Love is also happening at the OSHO International Meditation Resort in December of this year… go to www.osho.com for details.
What I so enjoyed about experiencing this group is a fragrance of family it left me with. You may call it intimacy… the pictures below of the last Loveland Path of Love in the USA say it all.
My beloved Jwala also did the Path of Love… and she took a different path… she followed her heart and quit her job as as executive for swimming with wild dolphins… she lives and works at Wildquest in the Bahamas along with many other Osho lovers.
I choose to stay on dry land as I learn more from observing wild animals.
An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well" says the camel, "I think that' s a strange question coming from somebody whose dick is on his face."
And sometimes when I sit by the sea and remember Jwala as I ponder life’s koans like how to understand the opposite sex… the truth suddenly appears right in front of my eyes…
This is AMAZING! Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically...until now. Below are two birds. Study them closely... See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.
Sometimes the answers are difficult to swallow. My other favorite gal beside Jwala is my sister Risa who has the big “C”… and as cancer is touching all of our families I asked my brother Dr. Brian Alman to share a hypnosis video with us so that we can begin to cope with this game we are all starring in called Life.
Below is a picture of me as a virgin on the far left and Risa and Brian on the far right… just click on the picture below and go on a healing journey with my brother.
Facebook is upset with me because I have over 6000 friends… and have asked me to create a new Page… Please like my Page by clicking on my casket before it's too late!!!
Love and laughter, KP
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"Two Brothers from Different Mothers"
I met Krishnananda at Geetam Rajneesh Sannyas Ashram in California some 30-odd years ago… and right away I felt that we were brothers from different mothers. Not only that… he felt like my older brother even though I have many years on him. Chalk it up to his maturity. But to be honest, at first I didn’t trust him completely as my therapist…
… that was until Krishnananda fell in love with his life partner, Amana. Very simply, I grew up with no mother and four older sisters and I always check out who the women I admire fall in love with.
I am pleased to say that I am in the process of going beyond the fear of relationships… at least I read the book from “uncover to uncover.” Reading Stepping Out of Fear left me feeling emotionally naked. Be aware if you want to be here!
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“It strikes me that one of the deepest questions we face is how to break the old patterns that keep us from experiencing love and joy. Without the second step, it is possible to get lost in these wounds because what stands between us and love and joy is not just that we have unhealed wounds but that we are identified with them. We repeat our old patterns because we carry a wounded self-image and we believe that this is who we are. We are identified with a wounded "emotional child" inside. When we are in the child state of mind, when we are in the grips of our emotional child, it is as though we are living in a bubble. The wounded child is inside of this bubble trapped in all his or her beliefs and expectations. To relate consciously, we have to put the emotional child to the side and look clearly.” |
Plus being in the group room with Krishnananda and Amana has helped me understand the difference between men and women.
And the respect my two beloveds therapists have for each other has helped me personally to get over my addiction to pornography.
Although Amana is quick to point out that I am a work in progress, I feel I am making great strides in being able to communicate with the opposite sex.
Really for me, Krishnananda and Amana are a combination of Albert Einstein and Marilyn Monroe... if you don’t believe me, get off your lazy ass and walk 5 feet back from your computer screen.
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” Albert Einstein
To be perfectly honest, I must agree with Krishnananda that I am still having trouble with commitment.
But I feel like I have reached a certain level of maturity and I find it so damn easy to meditate with my namesake Krishnananda in the OSHO Auditorium... and let the truth shine through.
In Love and Laughter with You, Krishna Prem
Ps… Krishnananda, my psychiatrist, has a joke for you to enjoy…
"A man goes to see a psychiatrist and after a lengthy session, the psychiatrist says, "Well, I have to say that in my professional opinion, you are crazy."
"What," responds the man, "I want a second opinion!"
"Okay," says the doctor, "you are also stupid."
If you would like a third opinion, please contact Krishnananda at www.learningloveinstitute.com
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On this birthday, I found myself looking at my life from almost the beginning to almost the end. As a young man I felt I could do anything. I wasn’t so much a human being as a human doer. I featured myself as a multitasker to the max. I could do anything.
I was so good in my body, I developed super powers as a teenager.
I tried my best being in the world, but I was miserable at it. I did the whole boy/girl thing to no avail…
SINGLE
MARRIED
DIVORCED
I turned to religion to save me.
Thank Heavens I bumped into Osho in Goa, India on the hippy trail… I found a pebble on the beach with Osho’s ten non-commandments on it and I headed straight to Pune to the OSHO International Meditation Resort… and I have been there ever since.
As my body gets older, my eyes find it difficult to focus on the opposite sex. More than ever I need to rely on my imagination. How about you?
So pretty please, check your eyesight at least once a year.
It’s simply not easy getting older.
In preparation for my cremation, please print out the below form and fill in your appropriate feeling for me and bring it along to Osho Auditorium and throw it on my fire.
Here is my note to myself.
But not so fast. I just had my prostate checked by my gynecologist and she says I am still in great shape.
But all good things must come to an end. What goes up must come down. At least that what my rickshaw driver taught me.
Gee You Are You, The Book
Krishna Prem here. I am thrilled to announce the birth of my book, Gee You Are You, my journey from here to here. My book is the guts behind this newsletter. Please write to me if you have trouble ordering “me” and I will make it right. Just control and click on the link below.
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Love is, Krishna Prem
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““There are heights beyond heights. Don't be contented: The spiritual search is an eternal discontentment, but it is sweet. The more discontented you are for new heights, more heights, the more fulfilled, the more fruitful and significant becomes your every breath. I can only show you the way, but you have to walk on it, alone - singing and dancing and always remembering that there is no place where you have to stop forever. It is good to have an overnight stop and wait for the beautiful dawn, and open your wings, because new heights are waiting for you. The pilgrimage is endless. This is one of the most fundamental things to understand - because all the religions have been teaching that there is a full stop; there comes a moment when you have reached and there is nowhere to go anymore. Life knows no full stop, it goes on and on. The full stop is only for those who are not courageous. Then just a little joy, a little light, a little song, suffices them. I would like my people never to be satisfied. To be unsatisfied about worldly things is meaningless - with the worldly things you can be satisfied - but to be satisfied with spiritual growth is committing suicide. Contentment with the world and discontentment for God is the way.” OSHO |
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Gee You Are You, The Book
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Gee You Are You, In The Beginning
Sitting together with Osho in ’74 in his Woodlands apartment in Bombay on our one-year anniversary, I asked him how it is that he reads me like an open book. He smiled as he hinted that when he found out who he is, he also met me and that in reality we are not two. Almost giggling by now, he said that we are both buddhas, that he is a waking buddha and I am a sleeping buddha. “Not much difference, eh?” No one had ever called me a buddha before, so that felt fine, but a sleeping buddha… my young spiritual ego took a hit. Osho asked me how my meditation was coming along. He had asked me to do the Dynamic Meditation for twenty-one mornings before our meeting. What rolled off my lips is what Groucho Marx famously said, “Close, but no cigar.” Osho’s giggle turned into a hearty laugh. I went on to explain that it was not so much as getting out of my mind, but it was more like I was moving furniture (thoughts) around in my home (mind).
He looked at me sternly as he said, “Do not decorate your prison.”
I have come to know that our minds are prisons until we are free, until we can watch our minds work for us instead of the other way around. Until we become the witness. Becoming the witness is the key to unlocking the mystery of this little book. Quite simply the witness is who you are as you watch what you do and think and feel. The witness is who you are. To remember that you are the witness requires that you become intimate with yourself. You can no longer treat yourself like a perfect stranger... what you need now is love plus a touch of awareness. Please don’t get depressed that you have wasted your entire life up to now. You can know. Your life is a journey and quite simply the journey is the goal. Trust yourself. The present is a present, so let’s start now, and when I say you, I am talking to myself as well. I am you and you are me and we are all together. You will need to quiet your mind to witness yourself as your character (your personality) running around in circles chasing your tail. As the waking Buddha reminds, “Be still and know.”
In the West, when I ask my friends, “Tell me who you are?” I often get an answer back, “I am a doctor, a lawyer, an Indian chief.” I get the answer of the doer. In the East, I often hear the sound of silence to that exact same question… an answer from your very being.
The question is, when are we becoming human beings instead of human doers? A human being also is a human doer, but he moves from his center, always remaining a witness when he moves into the cyclone of the marketplace.
From this very moment go back into your prison, into your mind. Now open the windows and the doors and your skylight. Let misery blow through you. Don’t grab onto it. Let bliss tickle you. This too will pass. Misery and bliss are both experiences. I wonder which experience you prefer. Do not choose. Life comes, life goes, and you are also not here to decorate your prison. Make a clean break. Freedom is the highest value, even higher than love. Freedom is you watching your mind without reacting. Freedom is responding to whatever life throws at you. In the East, this is known as No-Mind. In the West we doers call this the zone. In reality where there is no such thing as East or West, there is only life living, death dying while you remain the witness of this eternal play.
You are cordially invited to be a human being once and for all while your human doer gets involved in all sorts of dramas. You will know you are enlightened when your dramas unfold without touching you. For me right now the most important word in the English language is and; not Krishna Prem or you, but Krishna Prem and you. This book is not about meditating in the East or working downtown. It’s about movement… moving from your center (your inner world) into the marketplace (your outer world) and back again. According to Osho, quite simply, “God is Movement.”
Osho called this meeting of East and West Zorba the Buddha. You are aware of your Zorba. You know what it is to have fun in the world. Can you remain alert after one too many glasses of bubbly? At the same time, can you meditate while you sip? Again, for me, it’s not Zorba or the Buddha, its Zorba and the Buddha. I’ll drink to that if you are willing to close your eyes for twenty minutes and watch your breath before you dress for work today.
Yes, it is not your work to become someone in the future, but simply your play to remember who you are right now. Once and for all, life is not in your future, you are already alive and perfect. Wake up and disturb me. And I’ll do the same for you.
Love is, Krishna Prem
“This is the time for everybody to meditate. This is the time that, except for meditation, nothing can help you to get out of your misery. And meditation is a simple phenomenon. Just whenever you have time, sit silently, doing nothing. Relax, close your eyes, watch your thoughts as if you are watching a movie on the screen. You are just a watcher. If you can watch your thoughts just as if they are moving there on the screen, and you are not involved in them, they start dispersing. It is your involvement that gives them life energy. When you withdraw yourself and become just a witness, thoughts start falling, like leaves which are dead start falling from the trees. Soon you will be surprised, the screen is empty. Consciousness coming back to the original source is what I call enlightenment. This blissfulness happens here and now.” Osho
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“Enlightenment is not something to be achieved, it is just to be lived. When I say that I achieved enlightenment, I simply mean that I decided to live it. Enough is enough! And since then I have lived it. It is a decision that now you are not interested in creating problems – that's all. It is a decision that now you are finished with all this nonsense of creating problems and finding solutions. All this nonsense is a game you are playing with yourself: you yourself are hiding and you yourself are seeking, you are both the parties. And you know it! That's why when I say it you smile, you laugh. I am not talking about anything ridiculous – you understand it. You are laughing at yourself. Just watch yourself laughing, just look at your own smile – you understand it. It has to be so because it is your own game: you are hiding and waiting for yourself to be able to seek and find yourself.” OSHO |
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"THE NEW MAN FOR THE NEW YEAR"
Here’s a question that was recently posed to the Dalai Lama to hail the birth of 2011:
“What thing about humanity surprises you the most?” His answer was as follows:
“Man”
“Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money
Then he sacrifices his money to recuperate his health
And then he is so anxious about the future that he doesn’t enjoy the present
And as a result he doesn’t live in the present or the future
And he lives as if he’s never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived.”
Krishna Prem here… I want to personally thank the Dalai Lama for reminding me that I am the new man. Osho also reminds me that…
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“The New Man will be ready to risk. The New Man will trust only his own experience. Unless he knows, he will not trust it. No external authority can help the New Man. The New Man will believe only if he knows. This is real trust.” OSHO |
The new man’s first responsibility to be to be aware of his body…
In the human body, food takes seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
The new man is also responsible for clear communication.
For the new man it is imperative to communicate with the opposite sex… I began this journey by thinking sex was simply a game of gymnastics.
As much as I enjoyed sex it only lead to even greater loneliness… feeling like a rolling stone, I prayed to God for satisfaction… And one day my prayers were answered.
I felt as though God came down from heaven to teach me tantra right here on earth. I wrote a symphony right after this divine experience as a thank you note to existence.
After God’s divine intervention, I felt compelled to teach tantric love-making whenever and wherever I was invited. I must admit I was surprised to find myself on occasion in an uncompromising position.
While in the hospital, I came to love the Red Cross nurses and decided to give myself to science… I am proud to announce I am the founding forefather of the Orgasm Corporation, Inc. donating my sperm by DHL to lovely ladies in distress who want to conceive the new man.
Please reply to me personally if you are desperate to have an enlightened baby… you are of course welcome to apply in person thus saving on delivery costs.
| Global Facts About Sex | |
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| FACT: | 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now. |
| FACT: | 58,000,000 are kissing. |
| FACT: | 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. |
| FACT: | 1 person is reading this ‘geeyouareyou’ newsletter! |
| You hang in there, Sunshine! | |
So please consider this DECISION FOR 2011
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“Enlightenment is not something to be achieved, it is just to be lived. When I say that I achieved enlightenment, I simply mean that I decided to live it. Enough is enough! And since then I have lived it. It is a decision that now you are not interested in creating problems – that's all. It is a decision that now you are finished with all this nonsense of creating problems and finding solutions. All this nonsense is a game you are playing with yourself: you yourself are hiding and you yourself are seeking, you are both the parties. And you know it! That's why when I say it you smile, you laugh. I am not talking about anything ridiculous – you understand it. You are laughing at yourself. Just watch yourself laughing, just look at your own smile – you understand it. It has to be so because it is your own game: you are hiding and waiting for yourself to be able to seek and find yourself.” OSHO |
Wishing you a continuation of that build-up of energy in 2011.
Love and laughter, KP
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"The High Season"
With the end of summer, a strong feeling arises in me to return to the OSHO International Meditation Resort in Pune, India.
My beloved Jwala worked this summer by putting her head down… literally under water… and swimming with wild dolphins in the Bahamas as part of a team of Osho lovers who take out groups of friends who want to commune with nature. See for yourself at http://www.wildquest.com
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“Courage is the greatest religious quality. OSHO |
In order to earn money for my return to India, I took a job as an elephant whisperer… winning their trust, becoming deeply attached, and even learning how elephants communicate, (deep, rumbling "whispers," sensed rather than heard)… but after a while I simply couldn’t handle being constantly showered upon with so much affection.
I always learn a lot from talking to the animals… and I shared it recently on Positive TV in a one minute film on happiness and sadness… simply click on the arrow above my elephant friend when you have a moment.
As soon as I returned to the asphalt jungle, I arranged for a job interview for “Chairman of the Bored” of Ikea, a large furniture group… but I was turned down flat for being under-qualified for the job.
Finally, I had success in the private sector as a male model… after all I am not just a pretty face… modeling sounds like easy money but it is actually a hard job… try it yourself, standing stiff for hours at a time… really it was as challenging as holding your arms upright for 10 minutes in the hoo stage of the OSHO Dynamic meditation.
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“You can see a thousand and one lovers making love and you will not know what love is - you will not know that orgasmic abandonment by watching. You will have to become a participant. Meaning comes through participation. Participate in life! Participate as deeply, as totally, as possible. Risk all for participation. If you want to know what dance is, don't go and see a dancer - learn dancing, be a dancer. If you want to know anything, participate! That is the true and the right way, the authentic way, to know a thing. And there will be great meaning in your life. And not only one-dimensional - multi-dimensional meanings. You will be showered by meanings.” OSHO |
The secret of my success at work is be total and always give my 100%.
I feel a strong sense of urgency to get back to Osho and our Meditation Resort as if time is running out…
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“There is no meaning in the world; all meaning is in the very center of your being. The world is simply noise, there is no music. Music is in the deepest recesses of your being - and that music has to be heard in all the noise of the world. Then the noise of the world functions as a backdrop, a background; it becomes a context. You can hear the inner music more clearly because of the noise. Then the noise is no longer a disturbance, rather a help. That's why I don't teach renunciation: I teach rejoicing.” OSHO |
So enough renouncing already, I also want to play with you… the new Basho area of the OSHO International Meditation Resort is now open for bodies… imagine yourself floating in our Olympic-length swimming pool just after a particularly strong OSHO NO Dimensions Meditation… a jacuzzi awaits your tired body… it doesn’t get better than this… unless you prefer a sauna.
Be honest… Are you in the mood for work?
And tomorrow?
And the day after?
And next week?
And next month?
Me neither!
Lets party together in Pune!
See you poolside, love is KP
Ps… besides, being together in meditation is only half the fun, India has so many life lessons to teach us… even your local rickshaw driver is full of spirituality.
Laughter is, Krishna Prem.
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"Into the Wild"
I remember being an elephant in a past life as if it was yesterday… I was conceived on a safari… how romantic can you get?
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Meditation is needed because you have become unnatural. If you live a natural life... and by 'natural' I mean: live the moment as it is… don't try to put any should on it, don't try to transform it into anything else. Just accept the moment as it is. When in love, love, and don't think how love should be. Don't consult love manuals, just let love flow naturally.” OSHO
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I also remember my first incarnation as a human being… it was much more trying being born a baby boy… this may be because I was brought up by my father and brother as my mother died when I was a just an infant.
Still today when I encounter a problem in the real world, I go into the wild to connect with my past life family for comfort and solace.
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“From the very childhood you have been programmed to be tight. You don't breathe... out of fear. Out of fear of sexuality, people don't breathe, because when you breathe deeply, your breath goes exactly to the sex center and hits it, massages it from the inside, excites it. Because you have been taught that sex is dangerous, each child starts breathing in a shallow way… hung up just in the chest. He never goes beyond that because if he goes beyond it, suddenly, there is excitement: sexuality is aroused and fear arises. The moment you breathe deeply, sex energy is released. Sex energy HAS to be released. It has to flow all over your being. Then your body will become orgasmic.” OSHO
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Recently, while I was in the wild with my extended family, I began ‘maditating’ on how I could apologize to you, my beloved friends, for spamming you… when suddenly out of the blue, the heavens opened up and the answer appeared…
“SHIT HAPPENS”!
One of life’s lesson that I learned as a young elephant was not to compare myself to any other animals, human or otherwise.
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“When you don't compare, when you don't compete, when you are not ambitious, when you don't want to be anybody other than who you are, you accumulate much energy -- because all that energy that was being wasted in competition and conflict, is no longer wasted. You become a reservoir. Out of that energy comes creativity. Creativity has nothing to do with competition, it has something to do with overflowing energy. William Blake is right, he says, ‘Energy is delight.’ " OSHO
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At the same time, as a youngster in the wild, I developed a keen sense of curiosity which remains with me even today.
An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well" says the camel, "I think that' s a strange question coming from somebody whose dick is on his face."
While in the wild, I befriended a little girl… I have named her Elle Phant because she is a clothes horse… Elle says that the devil in her wears Prada… and so I am taking her with me on a clothing safari through Europe. Elle is so worldly.
Our first stop is Amsterdam… cause Elle and I have one thing in common… we both love to celebrate… we’ll see you on the dance floor… be there or be square.
I have started a blog to stay in touch with my herd… it’s wild but you humans beings may also want to come along for the stampede… simply click on the arrow below and enjoy. Laughter is, Krishna Prem
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Tiger or Cheetah...The Truth About
Relationships
It’s time to look at my life again as a man… am I any different than Tiger?… or am I a Cheetah?… am I the new man or the old animal?
It’s a tough call… the first thing I did to find the real me was to look for answers on the internet… I Googled Tiger’s two best friends for their take on relationships. The truth is in the stars.
It is difficult for me as a man to judge Tiger because I have been wrestling with sex addiction for lifetimes both as a man and as an animal.
It wasn’t until as a grown man when I was parking in my car that I realized prostitution was not all that it had been cracked up to be… that I was looking for love in all the wrong place.
I was making love like a gymnast trying to satisfy myself and losing weight at the same time.
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“Remember, First, you have a misunderstanding about man's nature. You think, as many people in the world think, that man is polygamous, and the woman is monogamous... that the woman wants to live with one man, to love one man, to devote and dedicate herself totally to one man, but man is different in nature -- he wants to love other women too, at least, once in a while. The reality is: both are polygamous. The woman has been conditioned by man for thousands of years into thinking that she is monogamous. And man is very cunning; he has exploited the woman in many ways. One of the ways is: he has been telling her that man is, by nature, polygamous. All the psychologists, all the sociologists are agreed upon the fact that man is polygamous; and none of them says the same thing about woman. OSHO
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Of course, I can’t help but think that when you are caught red handed that prayer is the answer…
"Prayer for Dad"
This is just too beautiful not to share…
Dear God,
Please send clothes for all those poor ladies
on dad's computer. Amen.
And when your prayers are not answered, might I suggest burying yourself in yoga.
And finally, meditation is the way…
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“As far as I am concerned and my concept of the new man and new woman is concerned, there should be equal opportunity for both. Not that you are the master and your woman is your slave; that she can remain satisfied with you, and you can go, once in a while, fooling around the neighborhood. She has every right to fool around in the same neighborhood! And there is no need to feel guilty; you have to help her not to feel guilty. It is a very strange phenomenon that woman's liberation will be man's liberation, too; their slavery is together. Because you don't allow your woman to be free, how can she allow you to be free? Freedom has to be, from both sides, a precious value -- loved, recognized, respected.” OSHO
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Love and laughter, from Krishna Prem, the only ‘snow’ man you can trust!
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"To Be or not to Be"
My last manual labor was at Rajneeshpuram… I was a ditch-digger at the ranch. I was blissfully practicing my trade under Osho’s home when I needed to relieve myself. I made my way over to the outhouse… and found myself laughing out loud when I read the graffiti indelibly scratched on the bathroom wall…
To Be or Not to Be (Shakespeare)
To do is not to be (Sartre)
To be is not to do (Freud)
Do be do be do (Frank Sinatra)
This Virgo is now officially old enough to retire… I turn 66 on September 19th. Existence continues to shower it’s presence on me.
But much to my dismay, I find myself in the twilight of my years looking for gainful employment. I immediately changed my name and profession to Dr. Krishna Phil and became a therapist… I quickly got a nickname ‘the rapist’… my feeling is that my approach to therapy was too direct.
Then I tried making money as Krishna Kat teaching meditation in the marketplace but I kept falling asleep on the job.
As a young Krishna Kat growing up in Boston, my father was without doubt a control freak.
Needless to say when I reinvented myself as Mr. Krishna Edison in order to make big bucks, I was surprised how remotely controlling I have become as an adult. Thanks dad. I am embarrassed to say that my invention for controlling women with a single remote control device is coming out at Christmas time and is already sold out all over the civilized world.
In my reincarnation as Krishna Kousteau, I completely failed in educating humans to treat whales with respect… but I am thrilled to announce that I am the first scientist in recorded history to have helped whales act like mature human beings… hopefully now mankind will get how intelligent whales are and treat all wild life with respect…. This is my prayer.
You've got to see this. First, look and see the Whale under the water.
WARNING ! Keep your cursor "OUT" of the picture until you see the Whale.
Then move your mouse cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you might get wet (it's like it's 3D). Click on the picture when it loads completely and be sure that your sound is on (Speakers On)
CLICK ON HERE: World’s Most Dangerous Creature
It simply is not easy reinventing myself when human beings act like human doers and act without regard to their personal well- being… please take my advice as Dr. Krishna Pasteur and absolutely refrain from the following.
Swine Flu Warning: ***DO NOT DO THIS!!!***
IRONY AT IT’S BEST
90 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.
10 million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.
I simply give up… I find it impossible to bring all of human kind up to my super conscious level… ‘fuck kompassion’… from this moment on, I am taking the truth for a ride… I now and forever wish to be humbly known as The Honorable Llama Krishna Prem at your service… Have Truth, Will Travel.
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“Remember, only that which you can take with you when you leave the body is important. That means, except meditation, nothing is important. Except awareness, nothing is important, because only awareness cannot be taken away by death. Everything else will be snatched away, because everything else comes from without. Only awareness wells up within. That cannot be taken away. And the shadows of awareness - compassion, love - they cannot be taken away. They are intrinsic parts of awareness. You will be taking with you only whatsoever awareness you have attained. That is your only real wealth. ” OSHO
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In closing, may your EXPENSES never catch up with your SALARY this month.
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Laughter is, Krishna Prem.
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"East Meets West"
I love being in the West again after spending the winter in India… I sleep like a big baby in my queen size bed. Honestly I feel like I am back in the womb.
I am so relaxed that I can watch myself dream… my head is full of love and <com>passion.
In the East, when I spend time in bed I often feel more thorny then horny.
When I wake up in Europe, I take long walks and marvel at the Western architecture.
Of course, India is also well built.
Meditation is now happening in the West as well… recently I had my seventeenth nervous satori watching television.
And I enjoy keeping up with the latest fashions… I love just doing it in my Nikes.
Needless to say I love the cleanliness.
This toilet is constructed entirely of one-way glass!
No one can see me from the outside, but when
I am inside it's like sitting in a clear
glass box!
On the other hand in India, I always feel like a stand up #1 guy.
And in the West, friends almost believe in God.
In the East, everyone believes in God, but there is no room for Him.
The West is now full of computer experts.
On this account, the East is light years ahead.
When I am in the West, I concentrate on my future.
I am making big money teaching yoga in the West… I teach yoga in my local pub.
Yoga from India:
And
Yoga from the bottle.
Plus, I am teaching Tantra whenever I can captivate an audience. Below is a talk on Tantra I did on the radio… I was interviewed by Laurie Handlers, a renowned Tantra Teacher from the States… when it's easy, get comfortable and tune into Laurie and me making love over the airways… really… just press the button on my small mind below… and you will be stimulated to the max.
I will remain in the West until I become tense.
Try this for yourself and see how it does your brain in.
Subject: Are any of these items moving? Or are they perfectly still?
The picture above is used to test the level of stress a person can handle.
The slower the picture moves, the better your ability of handling stress.
So when I am stressed I book a flight directly to the Osho International Meditation Resort… and relax.
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“Man is very tiny if you look at his body, man is very foolish if you look at his mind, and man is tremendously vast if you look at his consciousness. Three things meet in man. The vast, the infinite, meet in his consciousness, in his awareness. That's what you become aware of when you meditate: boundaries recede and disappear.” OSHO
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