Krishna Prem


I have absolutely no idea how this has come to pass, but there is a very good chance that I will be your next President of the United States of America. As a humble New Man, my intention has never been to seek power and prestige, but I am positive that the depth of my dynamic meditation will help me to be the first person in existence not to be corrupted by politics. Please PUSH MY BUTTON on my political billboard below to see a short video on how my campaign is evolving… and take a moment to consider me for the next leader of the free world.

My main opposition is Barack Obama whose campaign slogan is “Yes I Can”. Mine is “Know I Can’t”.

“Enlightenment has nothing to do with knowledge. It is freedom from knowledge, it is absolute transcendence of knowledge. NOT KNOWING IS THE MOST INTIMATE.

An enlightened person is one who has no barrier between him and existence. And knowledge is a barrier. Not knowing unites you. Love is a way of innocence. Innocence is a bridge: knowledge is a wall. Who has ever heard of knowledgeable people becoming enlightened? Enlightenment grows only in the soil of innocence. Innocence means childlike wonder, awe. The enlightened person is one who is continuously wondering -- because he knows nothing, so everything becomes again a mystery. The more you know, the less wonder is in your heart. The more you know, the less you feel the great experience of awe. The knowledgeable person is so burdened that he cannot dance, he cannot sing, he cannot love. For the knowledgeable there is no God, because God only means wonder, awe, mystery.”



I first burst on the public stage when I was nominated for a Nobel Prize for Environmental Science for my profound proof of global warming.

Not only am I renowned scientist, my G.U.R.U. newsletter has been made into a Hollywood movie… Again, PRESS MY BUTTON to see if I am deserving of an academy award. Al Gore has nothing on this New Man.

On a more serious note, here is a map of the world that I have constructed in order give you a feeling for my foreign policy which will guarantee peace on earth and goodwill to men.


My first act as the leader of the free world will be set up Meditation Resorts in every corner of the globe. You, too, can have a room with a view.

No matter what situations life throws at you... No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem… Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Laughter is, President Krishna Prem.

"The meditator takes life playfully. For him the whole existence is just a beautiful dream and life is acting: do it with totality, but without any seriousness. And if you are not serious then there is never any frustration. If you succeed, good; if you fail, good. Neither failure brings misery nor success brings euphoria; one takes both things with deep equanimity. One remains undisturbed by success or failure; one remains absolutely unmoved, centered, grounded. Meditation makes you the center of the cyclone."



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