Krishna Prem

"To Be or not to Be"

My last manual labor was at Rajneeshpuram… I was a ditch-digger at the ranch. I was blissfully practicing my trade under Osho’s home when I needed to relieve myself. I made my way over to the outhouse… and found myself laughing out loud when I read the graffiti indelibly scratched on the bathroom wall…

To Be or Not to Be (Shakespeare)
To do is not to be (Sartre)
To be is not to do (Freud)
Do be do be do (Frank Sinatra)

This Virgo is now officially old enough to retire… I turn 66 on September 19th. Existence continues to shower it’s presence on me.

But much to my dismay, I find myself in the twilight of my years looking for gainful employment. I immediately changed my name and profession to Dr. Krishna Phil and became a therapist… I quickly got a nickname ‘the rapist’… my feeling is that my approach to therapy was too direct.

Then I tried making money as Krishna Kat teaching meditation in the marketplace but I kept falling asleep on the job.

As a young Krishna Kat growing up in Boston, my father was without doubt a control freak.

Needless to say when I reinvented myself as Mr. Krishna Edison in order to make big bucks, I was surprised how remotely controlling I have become as an adult. Thanks dad. I am embarrassed to say that my invention for controlling women with a single remote control device is coming out at Christmas time and is already sold out all over the civilized world.

In my reincarnation as Krishna Kousteau, I completely failed in educating humans to treat whales with respect… but I am thrilled to announce that I am the first scientist in recorded history to have helped whales act like mature human beings… hopefully now mankind will get how intelligent whales are and treat all wild life with respect…. This is my prayer.

You've got to see this. First, look and see the Whale under the water.

WARNING ! Keep your cursor "OUT" of the picture until you see the Whale.

Then move your mouse cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you might get wet (it's like it's 3D). Click on the picture when it loads completely and be sure that your sound is on (Speakers On)

CLICK ON HERE: World’s Most Dangerous Creature

It simply is not easy reinventing myself when human beings act like human doers and act without regard to their personal well- being… please take my advice as Dr. Krishna Pasteur and absolutely refrain from the following.

Swine Flu Warning: ***DO NOT DO THIS!!!***


90 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.

10 million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.

I simply give up… I find it impossible to bring all of human kind up to my super conscious level… ‘fuck kompassion’… from this moment on, I am taking the truth for a ride… I now and forever wish to be humbly known as The Honorable Llama Krishna Prem at your service… Have Truth, Will Travel.

“Remember, only that which you can take with you when you leave the body is important. That means, except meditation, nothing is important. Except awareness, nothing is important, because only awareness cannot be taken away by death. Everything else will be snatched away, because everything else comes from without.

Only awareness wells up within. That cannot be taken away. And the shadows of awareness - compassion, love - they cannot be taken away. They are intrinsic parts of awareness. You will be taking with you only whatsoever awareness you have attained. That is your only real wealth. ”



In closing, may your EXPENSES never catch up with your SALARY this month.


Laughter is, Krishna Prem.

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